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 "Wow! This is great! Me here with Ripken, Gwynn, Piazza and Clemens. ... Hey, what the @$ was that?"
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 "It was all part of my master plan to promote my new product: The Tommy Lasorda Bobble-Butt Doll."
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 "I know what everyone's thinking. I never should have given up Slim Fast."
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 "Can you believe the German judge only gave me a 9.6?"
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 "Laugh all you want, Zim, but at least nobody ever made me wear an army helmet in the dugout."
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 "I know I can't milk this baseball thing forever. I'm already thinking about my next career move."
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 "When Bonds breaks the homer record, I wonder if I'll get the credit I deserve for getting him to finally loosen up."
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