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 |  |  | If you can't get enough violence, misogynist attitudes and crude taunting (Ray Lewis fans, we know you're out there), then Vince McMahon has a new
football league especially for you this weekend. 
| What type of person would develop a league where no fair catches are allowed and where a team is named the Maniax? Join us on a dangerous journey as we perform a Vulcan mind meld on the man behind the WWF and the XFL, Vince McMahon: | 
|  "Hmmm. I wonder if Rae Carruth will be eligible for parole by the playoffs?"
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|  "Suggestion to the rules committee: In addition to five-, 10- and 15-yard penalties, add the dealth penalty for encroachment."
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|  "Thongs. Gotta have the cheerleaders in
thongs."
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|  "Cha-Ching!
 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$"
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|  "On second thought, forget the thongs. They conceal too much."
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| "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All
work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. ..." |  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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