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| Being ... Randy Moss Page 2 staff | ||
It's been one thing after another with the troubled Vikings' wunderkind, Randy Moss -- fines, legal problems, bad press, self-inflicted wounds to his public image. To be able to perform at an All-Pro level with all those distractions ... well, Page 2 wondered how that was possible, so we broke into Moss' head in an attempt to find out.
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 "Damn, knew I should have taken the SUV today. She's so scrawny I'd have had the clearance to get over her without leaving a scratch." |
 "If I needed a browbeating, I'd hang out in the 'Inside the NFL' studio." |
 "Me and Daunte played Test Drive all day yesterday. He said that you get bonus points for hittin' people." |
 "Growing up normal in West Virginia is damn near impossible -- just ask White Chocolate." |
 "Amateur." |
 "Man, I hope 40 percent of the play around here ain't coming my way." |
 "I saw this giant cheese enchilada jump in front of my car. Next thing I know, there's a woman on the hood." |