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| Being ... Manny Ramirez Page 2 staff | ||
First Manny was sick. Then Manny was hanging out with Yankee buddy Enrique Wilson at the Ritz. Then Manny begged out of a pinch-hitting assignment. Then Manny was benched. Page 2 wonders what's going on right now in Manny's head ...
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 "Great hitter, lousy fielder, surly with the media. Check. Check. Check. Now I just need to work on that war hero thing." |
 "Sure I'd love to play in New York. The traffic alone would give me all sorts of excuses for being late." |
 "When they said, 'Enrique wants to meet you at the bar,' I figured he'd have Anna with him." |
 "What's he got that I don't? Aside from intensity, hustle, a soccer star fiancee and a cool first name." |
 "Try to be Little for a day? I thought you said belittle him for a day." |
 "They're not paying me $160 million to sit on the bench. Oh wait, yeah they are. Sweet." |
 "See what happens when you try to play defense? I'm just saving these fans more heartache." |