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| Being ... Arnold Schwarzenegger Page 2 staff | ||
Now that he's one of our nation's 50 governors, what will Arnold Schwarzenegger do for the great state of Cal-ee-fornia? Page 2 has followed the campaign closely, and we can now reveal Ah-nold's secret, inner thoughts. Mouse along with us.
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 "It's a good thing I don't have Total Recall of being a Predator, or she'd be doing some Collateral Damage to my Twins." |
 "I haven't seen anything with so little charisma since ... what was the name of my last movie?" |
 "Now that I'm elected, Jesse and I are doing a one-fall, winner-takes-all rumble for North Dakota." |
 "It's not like I was the only candidate who knows his way around an orgy." |
 "And it's also not like I groped everybody on my movie sets." |
 "Please, dear God, don't let them ask me how to spell gubernatorial." |
 "What I really meant to say was that I admired Marge's rise to power and speaking ability about Hitler." |